This afternoon is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just crazy. website I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a hat. It looked totally normal. You might say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Seriously You Don't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• There has to be an explanation
• Is anyone else seeing this?

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just took place. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge squirrel came out of the sky. It was wearing a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thereality. It story has totally unrealistic, I almost question it's real..

• Possibly it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This story is absolutely outrageous. I don't understand what I've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.